... Are you sure you want to be doing this? When have I ever had anything useful to say? Honestly, is this the best use of your time. You could be reading a story about a gummy bear that decides to become a wizard to free his friend Clark Bar from the clutches of Zero and his gang of Necco Waffers. Well, I'm sorry that that story does not yet exist. But don't worry I will soon bring it to you to help you from reading other pointless dribble, like my blog.